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From: oxnardus@therealm.com (Oxnardus)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Looking for "I am XXXBorg
Message-ID: <03101994.143714@therealm.com>
Date: 10 Mar 94 14:37:14 P
Lines: 101
To: silk@hardees.rutgers.edu (Daniel A. Turner)
~Subject: Looking for "I am XXXXX of Borg, prepare to XXXXX" (noncreative, sorry)
S> I'm looking for a list of "Borgisms"
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phasor Blast>
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimiliated rhythms and rhymes.
Alll a Borg!!!!!!
And I thought the Borg were bad . . .
And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga....
And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh.
And the only thing the Borg left was NT.
And verily he said unto them, thou shalt be assimilated
Assimilated, you will be. þ Yoda of Borg
Assimilation: The new industry standard þ Borg Gates
Barney of Borg: I assimilate you; you assimilate me...
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile.
Borg. James Borg. Vodka martini dry...olives are irrelevant.
Borg! Unh! Good God, y'all! What is it good for?
Borg? Where? I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER
Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this t-shirt.
Borg Cola - Not the choice of the Next Generation.
Borg destroyed by Federation Death Star DS9, film at 11:00
Borg Do It Collectively.
Borg do it their way. Your way is irrelevant
Borg DOS 6.0 þ Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine
Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!
BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant."
Borg Mail Reader v1.0 þ Your tagline will be assimilated.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Tagline theft is futile.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Taglines are irrelevent.
Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
Borg Nightmare: Assimilate another? NO WAIT, IT'S A PB!!
Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.
Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3
Borg Wave 3.14: Your taglines have been assimilated. <Urp>
Borgasm: The Ecstasy of Assimilation.
BorgDOS v6.0 - Assimilate Another [Y/n]
Borger King - We do it our way! Your way is irrelevant!
Borgs Bunny: "'What's up' is irrelevent, Doc.
Borgy Pig - "th..th..th..that's irrelevent folks"
Bring Arnold Schwartzenegger to play the Borg Terminator!
Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1? - Worf
Captain Barney's last words: Don't worry, the Borg are friendly.
Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea.
Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!!
Creativity & Originality are irrelevant þ Barney of Borg
Dances With Borgs - Starring Locutus
Data is emotional because of a computer virus. þ The Borg
Destroy the Borg? Give them Cavis Alpha IV!
Destroy the Borg? Give them WINDOWS
Destroy the Borg? Let's give them Windows.
Distance is irrelevant - Pythagorus of Borg
Drunk Borg: "Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?"
Eat what you want. Your choice is irrelevant. SmorgasBorg
Enterprise News: Borg Destroyed After Absorbing Windows.
Ernest BORGnine... you be the judge...
Even the Borg won't assimilate a Macintosh...
Frankly my dear, you will be assimilated - Butler of Borg
From this time forward, you will service...us. ÄÄLocutus
Fudd, of Borg: "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm Assimiwating."
Futile, resistance is. þ Yoda of Borg
Galactic Conquest Or Bust - The Borg
GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO ~ Borg subroutine
Have it our way at Borger King! (I *am* this place!)
Hi! My name is Borg. How may I assimilate you?
How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. -Borg
Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square!
Huey Louis of Borgordi + transporter = Hewy, Lewy, & Dewey
I! am! Kirkutus! of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! assimilated!
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you.
I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to be nauseated.
I am Basford of Borg. Your sheep will be assimilated.
I am Batman of Borg, you will be assimilated, foul fiend.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh-heh
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Blofeld of Borg. You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond.
I am Bob Barker of Borg. You will come on down.
I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilater, not a doctor
I am Borg. James Borg.
I am Borg ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³, who are you?
I am Borgs Bunny. What's assimilation, Doc?
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bud of Borg. Can I assimilate you, please, just once
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
I am Bundy of Borg. No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!!!!!
I am ButtHead of Borg. Resistance sucks, duh-huh-huh
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
I am Chevy Chase of Borg - and I hate your guts.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your wages will be assimilated...
I am Clinton of Borg. You will be assimila... BIG MACS!!
I am Clinton of Borg: Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg, prepare your money for assimilation
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From: oxnardus@therealm.com (Oxnardus)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Looking for "I am XXXBorg
Message-ID: <03101994.143717@therealm.com>
Date: 10 Mar 94 14:37:17 P
Lines: 104
To: silk@hardees.rutgers.edu (Daniel A. Turner)
~Subject: Looking for "I am XXXXX of Borg, prepare to XXXXX" (noncreative, sorry)
(Continued from previous message)
I am Clinton of Borg, prepare your money for assimilation
I am Clinton of Borg. You may or may not be assimilated.
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo...
I am Cyrano Jones of Borg. Want to buy a borg tribble?
I am Cyrus of Borg. You will be achy breaky assimilated.
I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant
I am Dax of Borg. My slug has been assimilated.
I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us...
I am E.T. of Borg. Home is irrelevant.
I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated!
I am Elders of Borg: A planned and wanted assimilation
I am Eliza of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated
I am Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Huh-huh-hut!
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile.
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Gomer of Borg! Golly we are gonna assimilate ya!
I am Hamlet, Prince of Borg. Prepare to be...or not to be
I am Hillary of Borg. Choice is irrelevant.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!
I am incapable of forgetting. * Data
I am Jordon of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I (what's that word, daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean.
I am Khan of Borg. From hell's heart I assimilate thee..
I am Kira of Borg. Wanna make something out of it??!!!!
I am Kirk of Borg. You! Will! Be! Assimilated!
I am Kirok!
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg, we will be incinerated.
I am Lancelot of Borg. Resistance is feudal.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus . . . of Borg. Resistance is futile.
I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000.
I am Macintosh of Borg. It takes a while to assimilate.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what weapons we have. Go on, guess
I am McCoy of Borg,...You will Damn well be assimilated
I am McMahon of Borg. You shall be on Star Search.
I am Moderator of Borg.Resistance is futile.You will obey
I am Mr. T of Borg. I pity da fool that resists me.
I am Opie of Borg. Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Peg of Borg. Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
I am Perot of Borg. We should assimilate for the children
I am Pike of Borg. Beep beep.
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim...bdeh...assim...
I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is Irevelant
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be...uh, I don't recall
I am Rush of Borg, Prepare to have meaning attached.
I am Scott of Borg. Resistance dinna matter.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am so old, I still think Borg is a tennis player
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical.
I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myself.
I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me!
I am Terminator of Borg. Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Tim Allen of Borg. Prepare to be Re-wired.
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Trojan of Borg: Assimilation is safe sex.
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated. NOT!
I am Wesley of Borg. Even THEY don't like me!
I am Worf of Borg. Resistance is *without* honor.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Zaphod of Borg. You will be...Whoa! Babes!
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
I canna change the laws of assimilation - Scotty of Borg
I like my species the way it is. - Worf to Locutus
I want your clothes, boots, and, oh yeah, you're assimilated
I'd rather be assimilating. - Borg Bumper-sticker.
If Ensign Ro were assimilated, she'd be a Bajoran Borg.
If you can read this, you're irrelevant. -Borg
Irrelevant, proper order of words is. þ Yoda of Borg
It is irrevelent that the Borg do it.
It's a futile day in the neigh-Borg-hood...
It's Hip To Be Square! - Borg Chamber of Commerce
It's not a human, dammit! It's a Borg!" - Picard
It's the Borg!! Quick, look useless...
Join the group mind - become a Borg.
Let LimBORG do it. He knows everything.
Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
Locutus to Pontiac: Excitement is Irrelevant.
Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot. - Locutus of Borg
McBorgs, over half-billion assimilated.
Me and you and a Borg named Hugh
My other computer is a Borg.
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From: oxnardus@therealm.com (Oxnardus)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Looking for "I am XXXBorg
Message-ID: <03101994.143720@therealm.com>
Date: 10 Mar 94 14:37:20 P
Lines: 83
To: silk@hardees.rutgers.edu (Daniel A. Turner)
~Subject: Looking for "I am XXXXX of Borg, prepare to XXXXX" (noncreative, sorry)
(Continued from previous message)
Next on Geraldo of Borg: brothers who assimilate sisters.
Nice Borg. Gooood Borg. Urk!
Only YOU can prevent futility. Smokey the Borg
Packled Borg: We look for things. Things to assimilate.
Prepare to be,like,totally assimilated,OK?þBuffy of Borg
Puddy Tat's are iwelevent þ Tweety of Borg
RESISTENCE IS FUTILE... - The Borg
Resistance is futile (If < .0001 Ohm).
Resistance is Illogical - Spockutis of Borg.
Resistance is Useless!!! if < 1 ohm
Riker, AKA "Number One." A spy for the Borg?
Roger Daltry of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant. Taco Borg
Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant!
Screw the Prime Directive...give the Borg a copy of Windows!
Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile?
Send the Borg a copy of Windows. That'll REALLY slow 'em
Sorry, the Borg assimilated my mail packet.
Sylvester of Borg: Birds are irrelevant.
Sylvester of Borg: Succotash is irrelevant.
Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg
TerminatorBorg
The Borg Are Back An' Theres Gonna Be Trouble Hey Na Hey
The Borg assimilated me & all I got was this t-shirt.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this t-shirt.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this tagline.
The Borg Cable Co: The subscriber's wishes are irrelevant
THE BORG: Calm, Cool and Collective...
The Borg Express Card: Assimilation has its privileges.
The Borg have neither honor or courage.
The Borg is *everywhere*! ÄÄ"Riker"
The Borg -- plastic surgery taken too far
The final DOS version of Borg ... ClintonBorg!
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus
Tigger of Borg: Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
To Borg or not to Borg, the question is irrelevent!
Troi of Borg: And how did assimilation make you feel?
Victor Borg: Pianos are irrelevant.
Vote for Locutus/Hugh: 9 of 6 of the Collective Party!!!
We are Pakled of Borg. We look for irrelevance.
We are FORMAT of Borg. Your hard drive is assimilated...
We brake for cubes!
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.
We will not assimilate you..IF you can spell 'assimilate'
Why Ask Why? Try Borg Dry
Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! Daffy Duck of Borg
Your income is being assimilated þ Clinton of Borg
Your life, as it has been, is over. ÄÄLocutus of Borg
You will be assimilated... during dinner. - Bates of Borg
You will use Windows. Resistance is Futile. þ Borg
"I'm Beverly...", "I'm Geordi...", "We are Barney..."
"They turned me into a Borg." "A Borg?" "Well, I got better"
'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: "Borg in the 'Hood'"!
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: "We all sleep in a single subroutine"
Oxnardus
Editor in Chief
Resistance is Futile
The Newsletter of the International Borg Club
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